"Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family."

Michael Scott, "The Office"

Let's be clear: I'm not a human resource professional. I know, I know…I should have brought this up sooner. I didn't mean to lead you on, but trust me, you don't want a journalist anywhere near all those confidential files.

'Sides, half my jokes aren't allowed anywhere near HR.

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