Whether you agree or disagree with the CEO of Chick-Fil-A, who doesn't love a good media circus? So let's start one.

Ninety percent of all sushi eaten in the U.S. comes from a company called "True World Foods." This is a massive holding company that was set up by Sun Myung Moon as a means of popularizing the cuisine in the 1970s. Money spent by Americans on sushi ultimately feeds back to Moon's Unification Church, which counts among its many causes (such as supporting Nixon during Watergate) the exclusion of same-sex couples and AIDS sufferers from its blessing ceremonies.

I bet you didn't know that by eating sushi you're basically funding an organization that supports the same positions on same-sex marriage as Chick-Fil-A's CEO. No matter where you fall on a particular issue, it's pretty much impossible to spend your money somewhere that agrees with everything you believe in. Heck, the owner of my favorite bagel shop likes the Steelers.