As those of you not living in a tunnel already know by now, a huge crop of celebrity nude photos recently leaked online. Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Upton and Kirsten Dunst were just a few of the dozen or so starlets who found their private photos—and parts—splashed all across the web.

What the hell does this have to do with you? It's yet another “nothing is secure” story. Hey, if you think finding last weekend's selfie on Reddit is bad, what if it was a copy of your full medical history? What if everyone on the planet found out about your gout, your Crohn's disease, or that you were HIV-positive?

What if these societal dregs had hacked HealthCare.gov instead of iCloud? Or cleared out your HSA after your last trip to the pharmacy?